{"id":612,"date":"2008-04-28T07:58:06","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T11:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=612"},"modified":"2008-05-01T14:00:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T18:00:19","slug":"coffin-ring-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=612","title":{"rendered":"Coffin Ring Box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/ringcoffin.thumbnail.jpg' class='contentimg' alt='Coffin Box' \/>This is one of those items that&#8217;s going to be viewed very differently by we darker-minded souls than it is by the mainstream.  The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weddingringcoffin.com\/\">Wedding Ring Coffin<\/a> is ostensibly to help divorced people seek closure by &#8220;burying the past&#8221; instead of selling their ring on eBay like a normal person.<\/p>\n<p>However, would this not be <EM>the<\/EM> coolest way to present a ring to a gothy loved one?  The solid-wood coffin is lined with black velvet and has four little brass handles.  It even comes with a brass plaque that you can have engraved with a personalized message.<\/p>\n<p>I think they&#8217;re just adorable.  I&#8217;m tempted to get one just to hold my rings when I&#8217;m not wearing them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of those items that&#8217;s going to be viewed very differently by we darker-minded souls than it is by the mainstream. The Wedding Ring Coffin is ostensibly to help divorced people seek closure by &#8220;burying the past&#8221; instead of selling their ring on eBay like a normal person. However, would this not be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paint-it-black","category-terror-in-the-aisle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}