{"id":643,"date":"2008-05-29T07:43:34","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T11:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=643"},"modified":"2008-05-16T08:58:46","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T12:58:46","slug":"goth-toilet-seats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"Goth Toilet Seats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/monstercommode-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Monster Commode\" title=\"Monster Commode\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>That isn&#8217;t a set of words you really ever expect to see strung together in quite that order, but apparently the folks at The Pyramid Collection have a little too much time on their hands.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t think that your decor is <EM>quite gothy enough<\/EM>, now you can spook up the bathroom with a choice of creepy toilet seats.  And regret it the first time you stumble into the bathroom, bleary-eyed, at 2 a.m. and scare yourself silly.  (At least, that&#8217;s what <EM>I<\/EM> would do.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, in addition to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pyramidcollection.com\/itemdy00.asp?T1=P29336&#038;GEN1=All%20Home&#038;SKW=%20house&#038;PageNo=2\">monster commode<\/a> shown here, they also offer a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pyramidcollection.com\/itemdy00.asp?T1=P29099&#038;GEN1=&#038;SKW=%20commode&#038;PageNo=1\">dragon<\/a> and what they describe as &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pyramidcollection.com\/itemdy00.asp?T1=P20451&#038;GEN1=&#038;SKW=%20commode&#038;PageNo=1\">Gothic<\/a>&#8221; in, presumably, the architectural sense: The lid looks like a knight&#8217;s shield and the seat features real chain mail embedded in clear lucite.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m&#8230;speechless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That isn&#8217;t a set of words you really ever expect to see strung together in quite that order, but apparently the folks at The Pyramid Collection have a little too much time on their hands. If you don&#8217;t think that your decor is quite gothy enough, now you can spook up the bathroom with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}