{"id":667,"date":"2008-12-30T07:54:15","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T11:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=667"},"modified":"2008-12-24T21:11:24","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T01:11:24","slug":"coffin-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"Coffin it Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/coffindrawers-110x150.jpg\" alt=\"Coffin Drawer Front\" title=\"Coffin Drawer Front\" width=\"110\" height=\"150\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>Someday when I&#8217;m rich I want the inspired woodworkers at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffinitup.com\/\">Coffin it Up<\/a> to build me a custom kitchen like the one they did for a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffinitup.com\/kitchen\/kitchen.htm\">homeowner in Las Vegas<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve taken casket decor to a whole new level, building everything from cat beds to contact lens cases shaped like classic toe-pincher coffins.  They offer an almost endless selection of coffin-shaped display cases and cabinetry, and they do a wide variety of custom work, ranging from stereo speakers to a Jack-and-Sally cake serving set carved from obsidian.  Almost as an afterthought, they also offer real coffins for your funeral needs (although it seems a terrible shame to bury such craftsmanship).<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re thinking about remodeling or just want to go drool at their lovely cabinetry, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffinitup.com\/\">go check &#8217;em out<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someday when I&#8217;m rich I want the inspired woodworkers at Coffin it Up to build me a custom kitchen like the one they did for a homeowner in Las Vegas. They&#8217;ve taken casket decor to a whole new level, building everything from cat beds to contact lens cases shaped like classic toe-pincher coffins. They offer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2217,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions\/2217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}