{"id":6705,"date":"2010-06-22T07:06:08","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T11:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=6705"},"modified":"2010-06-18T08:45:03","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T12:45:03","slug":"seen-online-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=6705","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, but Hell&#8217;s patio is resurfaced with a nice textured concrete. Contractor did a great job.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/adamisacson\">adamisacson<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If homosexuality is a disease, I am calling in lesbian tomorrow.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/iMelbel\">iMelbel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing more spooky than a man pushing an empty stroller.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AinsleyofAttack\">AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Went with some girlfriends to the junk yard. Sadly it wasn&#8217;t what we were hoping for.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/blondediva11\">blondediva11<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Accidentally listened to a Justin Bieber song. Not sure if this is how the suicide note should begin or end.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/thedayhascome\">thedayhascome<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nonsequitaur. Half man, half horse, half grilled cheese sandwich.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/badbanana\">badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Went through three cases of water. Pretty wasted right now.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/jesus\">jesus<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Imagine if I had an evil twin. Fine. Good twin. Whatever.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/iamnotdiddy\">iamnotdiddy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, but Hell&#8217;s patio is resurfaced with a nice textured concrete. Contractor did a great job. &#8212; adamisacson If homosexuality is a disease, I am calling in lesbian tomorrow. &#8212; iMelbel There&#8217;s nothing more spooky than a man pushing an empty stroller. &#8212; AinsleyofAttack Went with some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6705"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7202,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705\/revisions\/7202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}