{"id":696,"date":"2008-06-06T07:15:12","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T11:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=696"},"modified":"2008-05-23T18:15:26","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T22:15:26","slug":"amusing-pacifier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":"Amusing Pacifier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/facehugger-300x210.jpg\" alt=\"Facehugger\" title=\"Facehugger\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-694\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/facehugger-300x210.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/facehugger-150x105.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/facehugger.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkroastedblend.com\">Dark Roasted Blend<\/a> posted this image, suggesting that the facehugger might actually be a pacifier.  Sadly, it&#8217;s just a <a href=\"http:\/\/us.st11.yimg.com\/us.st.yimg.com\/I\/thundermall_2001_1583229\">plush toy<\/a> (available <a href=\"http:\/\/store.thundermall.com\/alandpr.html\">here<\/a> if you can&#8217;t live without one).<\/p>\n<p>As awesome as a facehugger pacifier might be&#8211;and I suppose you could install one in the plush toy&#8217;s belly if you were really gung-ho about the idea&#8211;we can at least console ourselves that the <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Billy-Bob-Teeth-50120-Pacifier\/dp\/B000AKB4JG\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=baby-products&#038;tag=shadmano-20&#038;qid=1211579928&#038;sr=1-1\">Vampire Fang<\/a> pacifier is a reality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dark Roasted Blend posted this image, suggesting that the facehugger might actually be a pacifier. Sadly, it&#8217;s just a plush toy (available here if you can&#8217;t live without one). As awesome as a facehugger pacifier might be&#8211;and I suppose you could install one in the plush toy&#8217;s belly if you were really gung-ho about the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bittens","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}