{"id":7203,"date":"2010-07-06T07:52:10","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T11:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7203"},"modified":"2010-07-06T07:43:22","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T11:43:22","slug":"seen-online-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7203","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

The road to hell is not paved with good intentions but marshmallow fluff, and the damned are made to wear Crocs as they walk it.
\n— shariv67<\/a><\/p>\n

For those about to rock: Why are you prepping to rock? There’s no planning involved in rocking! Dear god IS THAT A SPREADSHEET??
\n— behindyourback<\/a><\/p>\n

Back off, or I’ll use this butterfly to start a chain reaction leading to a terrifying alternate future.
\n— talks_in_maths<\/a><\/p>\n

“Are monsters real, daddy?” “Like on TV?” “Yeah.” “Totally. George Bush, Dick Cheney, Tony Hayward… all real. Now, go to sleep, dear.”
\n— iamnotdiddy<\/a><\/p>\n

Instead of Little Caesar’s I go to Little Caligula’s. The pizza is the same, but it’s served to you on top of a naked 16-year-old boy.
\n— Jordan_Morris<\/a><\/p>\n

Sometimes I like to scream “Am I not merciful?” when I hand money to homeless people.
\n— ruthakers<\/a><\/p>\n

When there’s a full moon, the everywherewolf is always right behind you! However, don’t mind the shampire; he does not exist.
\n— tehawesome<\/a><\/p>\n

Twilight’s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don’t understand.
\n— bretterlich<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The road to hell is not paved with good intentions but marshmallow fluff, and the damned are made to wear Crocs as they walk it. — shariv67 For those about to rock: Why are you prepping to rock? There’s no planning involved in rocking! Dear god IS THAT A SPREADSHEET?? — behindyourback Back off, or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7203"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7317,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203\/revisions\/7317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}