{"id":7276,"date":"2010-07-20T07:44:30","date_gmt":"2010-07-20T11:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7276"},"modified":"2010-07-08T08:10:13","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T12:10:13","slug":"seen-online-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7276","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

My wife is listening to Katy Perry so I’m heading to Rivendell to see if the elves know what to do about this wedding ring.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m waiting for someone to make a t-shirt that says, “Team Bestiality or Team Necrophilia?” Get it done, people. I need this!
\n— bedheadblonde<\/a><\/p>\n

Instead of downloading WebMD for the iPad, I taped a piece of paper to the screen and scrawled “IT’S CANCER” on it.
\n— phyllisstein<\/a><\/p>\n

If you think commas don’t matter, try asking the girl for whom “Come On, Eileen” was written.
\n— goldengateblond<\/a><\/p>\n

If you\u2019re wearing clean socks and you don\u2019t have hooks for hands then I\u2019ve succeeded as a mother.
\n— The Bloggess<\/a><\/p>\n

I downloaded the Friday The 13th ch ch ch ah ah ah to my iPod to listen to while I did my trail run tonight. I beat my best time. By a lot.
\n— AngelaHelga<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My wife is listening to Katy Perry so I’m heading to Rivendell to see if the elves know what to do about this wedding ring. — sween I’m waiting for someone to make a t-shirt that says, “Team Bestiality or Team Necrophilia?” Get it done, people. I need this! — bedheadblonde Instead of downloading WebMD […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7276"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7322,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7276\/revisions\/7322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}