{"id":7472,"date":"2010-08-25T07:13:39","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T11:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7472"},"modified":"2010-08-18T15:30:36","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T19:30:36","slug":"seen-online-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7472","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the story of four little elves\u2026well, three little elves\u2026wait, two\u2026this is the story of one little elf with a repeat-action pistol.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/TenSecondTales\">TenSecondTales<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Swim lessons went well for the boy.I told his dad we should throw him in the deep end.If he swims we save $30.If he sinks he was a witch.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/thefemmenoir\">thefemmenoir<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t &#8220;abominable&#8221; sound like you started a word and then fell down a flight of stairs?<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/Xytrex\">Xytrex<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams, she&#8217;s seen me in a lot of awkward situations.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/theJoeBiz\">theJoeBiz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stupid zombies won&#8217;t stay inside their chalk outlines.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JerryThomas\">JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Too bad if 90 percent of it is stupid. That&#8217;s how creativity works.<br \/>\n&#8212; Linus Torvalds <\/p>\n<p>after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he&#8217;d drunk himself backward in time.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.textsfromlastnight.com\/Text-Replies-8662.html\">Texts From Last Night<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the story of four little elves\u2026well, three little elves\u2026wait, two\u2026this is the story of one little elf with a repeat-action pistol. &#8212; TenSecondTales Swim lessons went well for the boy.I told his dad we should throw him in the deep end.If he swims we save $30.If he sinks he was a witch. &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7472"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7801,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7472\/revisions\/7801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}