{"id":749,"date":"2008-08-13T07:48:52","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T11:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=749"},"modified":"2008-08-01T09:16:36","modified_gmt":"2008-08-01T13:16:36","slug":"corporate-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=749","title":{"rendered":"Corporate Zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><IMG SRC=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cubezombies-300x109.jpg\" alt=\"Zombies\" title=\"Zombies\" width=\"300\" height=\"109\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Corporate Zombies are little desktop toys who resemble office workers, only zombified.  They come with accessories such as laptops and cell phones, and they&#8217;re ready to sit on your desk and threaten to eat your co-workers&#8217; brains.  They even glow in the dark!<\/p>\n<p>I plan to give everyone on my dev team one of these sets for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/store\/product.php?productid=16148&#038;cat=0&#038;page=1\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Corporate Zombies are little desktop toys who resemble office workers, only zombified. They come with accessories such as laptops and cell phones, and they&#8217;re ready to sit on your desk and threaten to eat your co-workers&#8217; brains. They even glow in the dark! I plan to give everyone on my dev team one of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar","category-needful-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":896,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions\/896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}