{"id":7710,"date":"2010-09-14T07:50:42","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T11:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7710"},"modified":"2010-08-26T17:48:38","modified_gmt":"2010-08-26T21:48:38","slug":"seen-online-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7710","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest part about being a parent is having to pretend to your child that the world makes sense.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/amuirin\">amuirin<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to tell you I can keep you safe Son but lets be realistic here, we&#8217;re dealing with a closet that has a God damn monster in it.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OverlandParker\">OverlandParker<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JerryThomas\">JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What doesn&#8217;t kill you is busy learning your weak spots.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JerryThomas\">JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The USPS revealed a new wedding stamp today featuring pansies.  If this is their way of acknowledging gay marriage, I call Bullshit.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/CelticWombat\">CelticWombat<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Saw a kid wearing ripped up clothes while getting out of a &#8217;89 Bronco II. I told him how awesome it is here in the future.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/YeahImAshley\">YeahImAshley<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest part about being a parent is having to pretend to your child that the world makes sense. &#8212; amuirin I&#8217;d like to tell you I can keep you safe Son but lets be realistic here, we&#8217;re dealing with a closet that has a God damn monster in it. &#8212; OverlandParker I bet Edward [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7710"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7859,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7710\/revisions\/7859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}