{"id":7746,"date":"2010-09-02T07:41:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-02T11:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7746"},"modified":"2010-08-31T09:04:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T13:04:11","slug":"i-dont-really-want-a-smart-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7746","title":{"rendered":"I Don\u2019t Really Want a Smart Phone\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I&#8217;d happily use one of these monsters.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t speak German, but the gist of the ad appears to be that the O<sub>2<\/sub> phone plan is a better deal than whatever you&#8217;re currently using.  I think it&#8217;s terrible; insert a chip to lobotomize your monster?  Never!<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"264\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4X-2N7yT9U4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4X-2N7yT9U4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I&#8217;d happily use one of these monsters. I don&#8217;t speak German, but the gist of the ad appears to be that the O2 phone plan is a better deal than whatever you&#8217;re currently using. I think it&#8217;s terrible; insert a chip to lobotomize your monster? Never! (via BoingBoing)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7746"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7927,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7746\/revisions\/7927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}