{"id":7857,"date":"2010-09-22T07:57:34","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T11:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7857"},"modified":"2010-09-22T09:47:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T13:47:58","slug":"seen-online-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7857","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

I would’ve bought you flowers, but a drunk hamster lives about as long, costs the same, and is much more entertaining.
\n— sucittaM<\/a> <\/p>\n

My Native American name is “Seems Harmless at First”.
\n— Brain_Wash<\/a><\/p>\n

No sir, I was NOT born yesterday. What kind of giant scary-ass newborns are you accustomed to seeing?
\n— goldengateblond<\/a> <\/p>\n

In 24 hours it’s been down a garbage chute and a flight of stairs and it almost fell in the toilet. My phone’s possessed by Joaquin Phoenix.
\n— AinsleyofAttack<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m missing a fitted sheet and that can only mean one thing. There’s a ghost out there with absolutely no sense of style
\n— lafix<\/a><\/p>\n

If I was Billy Zane, I’d probably tell every person I met I was in “Titanic”. It would pass the time while my eyebrows devoured them.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

If I was a Jewish drag queen, I think I’d call myself Labia Menorah.
\n— goldengateblond<\/a> <\/p>\n

Maybe the dingo gave your baby to someone who wasn’t so fucking neglectful. You ever consider that?
\n— Brain_Wash<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I would’ve bought you flowers, but a drunk hamster lives about as long, costs the same, and is much more entertaining. — sucittaM My Native American name is “Seems Harmless at First”. — Brain_Wash No sir, I was NOT born yesterday. What kind of giant scary-ass newborns are you accustomed to seeing? — goldengateblond In […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7857"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8225,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7857\/revisions\/8225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}