{"id":7988,"date":"2010-10-12T07:25:58","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T11:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7988"},"modified":"2011-11-22T08:57:56","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T12:57:56","slug":"seen-online-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=7988","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Back in my day, werewolves showed some respect for their traditions and played basketball at least once in every movie.
\n— JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n

I only wear a tie at the office to keep my soul from completely leaving my body.
\nthedayhascome<\/a><\/p>\n

This Halloween I’m going as the asshole who says, “Actually, you’re Frankenstein’s *monster*.”
\n— weselec<\/a><\/p>\n

Burning a book will never lighten the darkness that is terrifying you. Reading it might.
\n— juskewitch<\/a><\/p>\n

Dear followers, I am deeply sorry for creating Justin Bieber. What started as a joke between me & Moses has gone too far. @satan, help.
\n— god<\/a><\/p>\n

Has anyone even gotten a trick for Halloween ever? Fuck treats. Just once I want some old man to be all “KABLAM!” and bust out a minihorse.
\n— YUCKYBOT<\/a><\/p>\n

My kids know that their punishment won’t be as severe if the bad thing they did was also funny.
\n— scottsimpson<\/a><\/p>\n

There has never been a villain who wasn’t the hero in their own story, or a hero who wasn’t the villain in somebody else’s.
\n— DeathStarPR<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Back in my day, werewolves showed some respect for their traditions and played basketball at least once in every movie. — JerryThomas I only wear a tie at the office to keep my soul from completely leaving my body. thedayhascome This Halloween I’m going as the asshole who says, “Actually, you’re Frankenstein’s *monster*.” — weselec […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7988"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8487,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7988\/revisions\/8487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}