{"id":8010,"date":"2010-09-13T07:40:07","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T11:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8010"},"modified":"2010-09-10T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T14:09:00","slug":"the-object-to-your-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8010","title":{"rendered":"The Object to Your Left&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/objectsign-300x212.jpg\" alt=\"Pointing Sign\" title=\"Pointing Sign\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8011\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/objectsign-300x212.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/objectsign-150x106.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/objectsign.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/thedailywh.at\/post\/1087767285\/a-laurel-burch-designer-pillow-im-boned\">The Daily What<\/a>, where the comments are hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>Mine is a sign listing the &#8220;Top 12 Things Likely to be Overheard if You Had a Klingon Programmer,&#8221; so my only hope is that they&#8217;re all geeks and won&#8217;t attack one of their own.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah&#8230;I&#8217;m zombie kibble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via The Daily What, where the comments are hilarious. Mine is a sign listing the &#8220;Top 12 Things Likely to be Overheard if You Had a Klingon Programmer,&#8221; so my only hope is that they&#8217;re all geeks and won&#8217;t attack one of their own. Yeah&#8230;I&#8217;m zombie kibble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8010"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8047,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8010\/revisions\/8047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}