{"id":8162,"date":"2010-10-27T07:32:01","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T11:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8162"},"modified":"2010-10-26T08:31:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T12:31:42","slug":"seen-online-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8162","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pope says atheists pick & choose their morals. Correct. Today I will be frowning on child abuse & not having a problem with homosexuality.
\n— A_McLordy<\/a><\/p>\n

Need a cigarette holder, green makeup, and a wheelchair to finish my Halloween costume (Frankenstein Delano Roosevelt).
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

“…and that’s where my fear of camels comes from…” http:\/\/twitpic.com\/2wny2w<\/a>
\n— TheFagCasanova<\/a><\/p>\n

Every time you fart as you’re walking through first class getting on a plane, Jesus high-fives your grandmother.
\n— robdelaney<\/a><\/p>\n

By using the phrase “so random” you agree to the Terms and Conditions in which I stab you in the fucking face 3,000 times.
\n— debihope<\/a><\/p>\n

Tea and fruit bats! #VictorianEraOrgasmYells
\n— pattonoswalt<\/a><\/p>\n

A horse walks into a pub. “Why the long face?” asks the barman. The horse, unable to understand language, eats a beer mat.
\n— ncguk<\/a><\/p>\n

Halloween costume warning. Once “Slutty Ira Glass” crosses your mind, it’s hard to seriously consider anything else.
\n— Remiel<\/a><\/p>\n

Yesterday, stiff legs. Today, stiff back. My body must be practicing to be a corpse.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

My neighbors thought the tombstones in my yard were festive until they saw their pets’ names scrawled on them.
\n— juicymorsel<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pope says atheists pick & choose their morals. Correct. Today I will be frowning on child abuse & not having a problem with homosexuality. — A_McLordy Need a cigarette holder, green makeup, and a wheelchair to finish my Halloween costume (Frankenstein Delano Roosevelt). — badbanana “…and that’s where my fear of camels comes from…” http:\/\/twitpic.com\/2wny2w […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8162"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8841,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162\/revisions\/8841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}