{"id":8381,"date":"2010-11-09T07:13:23","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T11:13:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8381"},"modified":"2010-11-09T08:46:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T12:46:03","slug":"seen-online-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8381","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

When Frodo was saved by giant eagles after walking all the way to Mt. Doom, I bet he was all “WE HAVE GIANT EAGLES?!?!?!”
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

Home is where the heart is. Specifically, beneath the floorboards in my bedroom. Why won’t it stop beating?!?!
\n— StephenAtHome<\/a><\/p>\n

Support your local medical examiner. Die strangely.
\n— Nikki Gustas <\/p>\n

List of things that fold, in order of difficulty: 1. Maps 2. Bed sheets 3. Puppies
\n— thedayhascome<\/a><\/p>\n

There’s no way Kat Von D knows when she’s done showering.
\n— kellyoxford<\/a><\/p>\n

Whenever I get mad at the rowdy people next door, I remind myself that serial killers are often the quietest neighbors of all.
\n— goldengateblond<\/a><\/p>\n

At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones. This is the Goth version of Googling yourself.
\n— toddlevin<\/a><\/p>\n

I think people would stop telling me I need to smile more if they knew the fucked up shit I find amusing.
\n— Miss_Cook<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m wearing this hipster’s carcass ironically.
\n— luckyshirt<\/a><\/p>\n

I was feeling pretty good about myself and then I imagined Grover in a gimp suit.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Frodo was saved by giant eagles after walking all the way to Mt. Doom, I bet he was all “WE HAVE GIANT EAGLES?!?!?!” — badbanana Home is where the heart is. Specifically, beneath the floorboards in my bedroom. Why won’t it stop beating?!?! — StephenAtHome Support your local medical examiner. Die strangely. — Nikki […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8381"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9099,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8381\/revisions\/9099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}