{"id":8564,"date":"2010-11-29T07:10:32","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T11:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8564"},"modified":"2010-11-23T08:49:53","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T12:49:53","slug":"seen-online-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8564","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

In accordance with his will, Stephen King’s ashes are to be scattered across your children’s innermost fears.
\nMoorishDignity<\/a><\/p>\n

I think it’s strange that I’m the only person who showed up dressed like singer Robert Smith at an event called Race For The Cure.
\n— SheBanggs<\/a><\/p>\n

One time, long ago, when you weren’t looking, I swapped souls with you. Now yours is dirtier than mine. I want to swap back. Hold still.
\n— VeryShortStory<\/a><\/p>\n

I like to imagine my toaster is in a sadomasochistic relationship with my bread. The bread has no safeword.
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

Shout out to the old lady on the train today with a bible and highlighter who looked me in the eyes, scowled, then highlighted something.
\n— juskewitch<\/a><\/p>\n

Return to empty house. TV turned on to UFC. Faint smell of Axe body spray. Worst fear realized. My house has polterguys.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

Radiohead are The Beatles if the Nazis had won.
\n— thesulk<\/a><\/p>\n

An optimist sees the glass as half-full. A hipster knew about the glass before you did and doesn’t think it’s cool anymore.
\n— stevehuff<\/a><\/p>\n

Live Fast. Die Young. Leave a Flesh Eating Corpse.
\n— Damon Gregory<\/p>\n

The Pope now has a Facebook page. His relationship status reads: “I have candy”
\n— rationalists<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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