{"id":8864,"date":"2010-12-14T07:53:49","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T11:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8864"},"modified":"2010-12-14T09:11:50","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T13:11:50","slug":"seen-online-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=8864","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bird in the hand is worth significantly less if you&#8217;re Lennie from Of Mice and Men.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nonsequiturific\">nonsequiturific<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Accidentally bought a Christmas wraith. Everyone dead.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/bengoldacre\">bengoldacre<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>In the land of the headless, the Headless Horseman is no better than the next guy. Suck it, Headless Horseman.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/thedayhascome\">thedayhascome<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The opposite of having problems is death.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/YeahImAshley\">YeahImAshley<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Little known fact, vampires are allergic to magnesium. When ignited and shoved down their throat.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/oldnfo.blogspot.com\/2010\/10\/halloween-safety-tips.html\">Nobody Asked Me&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The reason there were no fish Nazis is simple: Fish Hitler got into fish art school.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/donni\">donni<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This exists. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/361bzj\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/361bzj<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/badbanana\">badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The worst part of having a monster under my bed is lending it condoms.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sween\">sween<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Three Wise Men? Three of them? Now I really know the Bible isn&#8217;t real.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Paxochka\">Paxochka<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s important to clearly mark which egg nog has been spiked. Write that down.  These kids are fucking hilarious though.<br \/>\n&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NakedNikki\">NakedNikki<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bird in the hand is worth significantly less if you&#8217;re Lennie from Of Mice and Men. &#8212; nonsequiturific Accidentally bought a Christmas wraith. Everyone dead. &#8212; bengoldacre In the land of the headless, the Headless Horseman is no better than the next guy. Suck it, Headless Horseman. &#8212; thedayhascome The opposite of having problems [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8864"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9373,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8864\/revisions\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}