{"id":9262,"date":"2011-01-19T07:47:21","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T11:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=9262"},"modified":"2011-01-04T08:51:43","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T12:51:43","slug":"seen-online-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=9262","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. And good luck trying to make it smoke. So, basically: You can’t make horses party
\n— DemetriMartin<\/a><\/p>\n

Tampons are so close to being mouse shaped. If one brand would add tiny soft little ears, I’d be brand loyal for life. LIFE.
\n— kellyoxford<\/a><\/p>\n

When she gives me those puppy dog eyes, I just know she’s been mutilating puppies again.
\n— donni<\/a><\/p>\n

I bet every so often Tony the Tiger skips the corn flakes and rips open a gazelle.
\n— JerryThomas<\/a><\/p>\n

goth clan…it’s like a gang, except when it’s time for them to jump you in, all they do is hold you down & put too much eyeliner on you
\n-Inox<\/p>\n

Kids, don’t be afraid to follow your dreams. But be very afraid if those dreams manifest physical form & start following you. It happens.
\n— DeathStarPR<\/a><\/p>\n

My mind is like a steel trap. I don’t know what that means, but I’m afraid there’s a squirrel trapped inside my brain.
\n— thedayhascome<\/a><\/p>\n

Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it’s very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.
\n— BillMc7<\/a><\/p>\n

I wasn’t upset about that black cat crossing my path but mouthing “you’re fucked” as he passed was just rude.
\n— stevetweeters<\/a><\/p>\n

His sign said “will work for food” so my broccoli hired him.
\n— rodney<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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