{"id":9603,"date":"2011-02-22T07:35:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T11:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=9603"},"modified":"2011-02-04T09:34:02","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T13:34:02","slug":"seen-online-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=9603","title":{"rendered":"Seen Online"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rest assured that the more animated my Grandpa is when he begins a story, the deader a person is at the end of the story. #oldpeople
\n— biloon<\/a><\/p>\n

Every time you masturbate, God says, “YOU’RE WELCOME.”
\n— sween<\/a><\/p>\n

My 3yr olds obsession with death makes me wonder if there is such a thing as a Gothling.
\n— MyTwistedVision<\/a><\/p>\n

What do the Brits say when there’s actually blood on something?
\n— mikey_m00n<\/a><\/p>\n

Michael J Fox should be the spokesman for a line of vibrators.
\n— NathanBacon<\/a><\/p>\n

It’d be awkward if the Apocalypse came, but it was the Apocalypse of a dead religion? “Oh, uh, we’ve been waiting for this other dude…”
\n— Aimee_B_Loved<\/a><\/p>\n

He’s Just Not That Manitou #sinisterfilms
\nDavid Cronenberg’s The Bad News Brood #sinisterfilms
\nHarold and Kumar Go to Hanging Rock #sinisterfilms
\nYogoth Bear #sinisterfilms
\n— pattonoswalt<\/a><\/p>\n

Preparing for the weekend’s big snowstorm by pruning the hedge maze.
\n— badbanana<\/a><\/p>\n

When you burn your last bridge, the island that remains is really quite peaceful.
\n— peterbyrnes<\/a><\/p>\n

“Bitch be crazy.” –Black Swan in tweet form.
\n— SethMacFarlane<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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