{"id":9980,"date":"2011-02-01T07:28:10","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T11:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=9980"},"modified":"2011-01-31T12:05:37","modified_gmt":"2011-01-31T16:05:37","slug":"axe-cop-the-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=9980","title":{"rendered":"Axe Cop: The Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me explain&#8230;no, there is too much, let me sum up.<\/p>\n<p>Ethan Nicolle is a 29-year-old comic artist who has a 5-year-old brother, Malachai.  One day Malachai was playing a truly epic game of pretend which involved a character named &#8220;Axe Cop,&#8221; and Ethan decided to start illustrating the storyline.<\/p>\n<p>Thus was born <a href=\"http:\/\/axecop.com\/\">Axe Cop<\/a>, whose tagline is &#8220;I&#8217;ll chop your head off!&#8221; and whose cast of supporting characters includes Avocado Soldier, Uni-Baby, Bad Santa, Ghost Cop, and Vampire Man Baby Kid amongst many, many others.  It is every bit as weird as one would expect something springing from the imagination of a five-year-old to be, and the illustrations are just wonderful.<\/p>\n<p>So of course somebody made a fan film.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=19119108&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=1&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=19119108&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=1&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toplessrobot.com\/\">Topless Robot<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me explain&#8230;no, there is too much, let me sum up. Ethan Nicolle is a 29-year-old comic artist who has a 5-year-old brother, Malachai. One day Malachai was playing a truly epic game of pretend which involved a character named &#8220;Axe Cop,&#8221; and Ethan decided to start illustrating the storyline. Thus was born Axe Cop, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bittens","category-funny-peculiar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9980"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9988,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9980\/revisions\/9988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}