The Art of Darkness

Things That Have Amused Me Recently

July 2nd, 2008 by Cobwebs

Most of the people who run around like chickens with their heads cut off fail to consider the blood.

Check out Defective Yeti’s Microwave. I wonder if mine has a similar feature.

Sweet Christ, I’m glad there’s no such thing as 1-Click Strangling.

Stitch Bitch notes an omission.

Create Your Own Blog Award – Award the blog of your choice an Irritable Panda Bear or a Flesh-Eating Rash.

The Surrealist Compliment Generator – You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils.

The Dysfunctional Family Circus: Read about it here and see the current archive here.

When I’m frustrated I do Kegels. I may look calm but know this, if it comes to blows I’ll have a really interesting way to break your hands.

A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet. Or a psycho who hasn’t killed you yet. It’s hard to tell with strangers.

Bird Photo
(Hat tip to Herding Kittens)

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