The enemy of my enemy is my vacuum (my enemy is a dog).
— Jordan_Morris

Styrofoam board $30+- per
Silver glitter $2+- a bottle
The look on your teen daughter’s face when she sees a Edward Cullen tombstone all glittery in your yard PRICLESS!
— DiggerC, on the Halloween-L list.

The Count embraces his nature: “ONE blood-drained corpse… TWO blood-drained corpses… THREE blood-drained corpses! AH-AH-AH!” [Thunder.]
— sween

If it’s a good idea and it gets you excited, try it, and if it bursts into flames, that’s going to be exciting too. People always ask, “What is your greatest failure?” I always have the same answer – We’re working on it right now, it’s gonna be awesome!
— Jim Coudal

Dogs go to Doggie Heaven. Hopefully, so will Michael Vick.
— sween

The pomp, circumstance, flowers, and uncomfortable clothing of funerals make them feel like a birthday party for a royal with sleep apnea.
— AinsleyofAttack

I love the stereotype that Stay At Home Moms are meek and boring because if anyone is about to lose their shit and go postal, it’s us.
— mycorpse

Now that Disney has bought Marvel, I can’t wait for She-Hulk to be the new Disney Princess
— Sargent

If you love something, hold onto it until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in.
— sween