The Art of Darkness

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November 9th, 2010 by Cobwebs

When Frodo was saved by giant eagles after walking all the way to Mt. Doom, I bet he was all “WE HAVE GIANT EAGLES?!?!?!”

Home is where the heart is. Specifically, beneath the floorboards in my bedroom. Why won’t it stop beating?!?!

Support your local medical examiner. Die strangely.
— Nikki Gustas

List of things that fold, in order of difficulty: 1. Maps 2. Bed sheets 3. Puppies

There’s no way Kat Von D knows when she’s done showering.

Whenever I get mad at the rowdy people next door, I remind myself that serial killers are often the quietest neighbors of all.

At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones. This is the Goth version of Googling yourself.

I think people would stop telling me I need to smile more if they knew the fucked up shit I find amusing.

I’m wearing this hipster’s carcass ironically.

I was feeling pretty good about myself and then I imagined Grover in a gimp suit.

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