Death is Not an Option
After a long hiatus, it’s finally time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of characters, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.
| The Sharp-Dressed Man Matchup | ||
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| The Gentlemen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) | vs. | The Silence (Doctor Who) |
| The Entirely Too Much Mucous Matchup | ||
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| Xenomorph (Alien) | vs. | Yautja (Predator) |
| The Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have Matchup | ||
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| Martian (Mars Attacks!) | vs. | Invaders (They Live) |
| The Wicked Witches Matchup | ||
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| Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz) | vs. | Grand High Witch (The Witches) |
| The Ugly on the Inside (Male) Matchup | ||
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| Mr. Dark (Something Wicked This Way Comes) | vs. | Goblin King (Labyrinth) |
| The Ugly on the Inside (Female) Matchup | ||
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| Maleficent (Maleficent) | vs. | Queen Ravenna (Snow White and the Huntsman) |
| The Psycho Slasher Matchup | ||
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| Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) | vs. | Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street) |
| The Harryhausen’s Hotties Matchup | ||
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| Medusa (Clash of the Titans) | vs. | Kali (The Golden Voyage of Sinbad) |
| The Scary Guys Played by Doug Jones Matchup* | ||
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| Billy Butcherson (Hocus Pocus) | vs. | Pale Man (Pan’s Labyrinth) |
| The Smells Like Pond Scum Matchup | ||
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| Gillman (Creature from the Black Lagoon) | vs. | Alex Holland (Swamp Thing) |
Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.
*What? Too niche?
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