The Art of Darkness

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February 17th, 2016 by Cobwebs

All humans born in the future already exist, it’s just that the matter they’re made from is dispersed.

There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are.

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

Guy in heaven: Impossible, I died in 1890
Me: But I’m SURE I know you
G: ……Fine.*sigh* I’m told I’m in something called the “Cheers credits”

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

My doctor won’t go away. I know what you’re thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity.

“I’ll take movies for $500 Alex”
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter
“You gotta be kidding me”

My imaginary friend has a real friend.

[in this tweet I’m the janitor who works in the nightclub from the beginning of the movie Blade, arriving to work]: oh god dammit

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