The Art of Darkness

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June 8th, 2016 by Cobwebs

If reincarnation is real, I wonder if I’ve ever read anything about my previous life without realizing it.
rShowerThoughts

Dads in horror movies always have the most chill explanations.
“Our son is covered in pentagrams!”
Well maybe he’s just allergic to dairy.
robfee

“You fought valiantly, soldiers. May your bodies one day interrupt an important infrastructure project.”
– ancient burial
ReimannCometh

don’t worry about hipster zombies, they won’t eat anyone you know
GrantTanaka

[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”
[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM”]
timcuckley

Sex with me is like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. It’s a lot more fun than you expected.
justabloodygame

the only real downside of being a virgin is that u can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment
cheezetits

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice
rShowerThoughts

Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you’ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
WheelTod

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
donutsornonuts

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