June 28th, 2019 by Cobwebs
Hogwarts Express – This DIY makeover for a child’s bedroom is really clever.
How to Bang your Monster – “A place for monsters/aliens and the people who love to bang them.” (NSFW)
Preya Mask – Crotchet pattern for an insanely detailed “Predator” balaclava.
Paranormal Home Inspectors – I love both the fictional concept and the fact that there’s an actual damn show.
Horror Vanguard – A goth podcast of “leftist politics and horror films.” (Hat tip to Bruno)
Malicious Women Candle Co. – Candles with names like “My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy” and “Bitches Get Shit Done.” Burn the patriarchy.
Cosplay in America – Tumblr devoted to cosplay culture in the U.S. I sort of love this Lucy and Ethel duo.
The Casebooks Project – “In the decades around 1600, the astrologers Simon Forman and Richard Napier produced one of the largest surviving sets of medical records in history. The Casebooks Project, a team of scholars at the University of Cambridge, has transformed this paper archive into a digital archive.” (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)
Queen of the Seas – Gorgeous sculpture of a tentacular mermaid.
Plush Mayhem – Etsy shop full of adorable plush critters like nudibranchs and bats.
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June 21st, 2019 by Cobwebs
Rock Eye Peepers – Cute DIY project for garden ornaments that look like rocks giving you the side-eye.
Realistic Harry Potter – An excellent Twitter thread about more plausible reactions to some of the plot points in Harry Potter.
Temples Are Built for Gods – A very sweet response to a writing prompt.
Insect Penis Dildos – This artist makes 3D printed dildos shaped like various insect penises. I don’t even know where to begin with this. (NSFW, obvs.)
Spider Cup – Ceramic mug with a spider in the bottom. The same company has several other designs, including dragons.
Dioramas of Death – A Tokyo woman who works for a cleaning company makes models of rooms where people have died alone.
Dugite Scarf – Free knitting pattern for a snuggly li’l snake scarf.
Goreytelling – A series of short animations based on previously unpublished audio recordings of Edward Gorey. (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)
Person-Eating Puppet Couch – If you’ve got an old sofa you don’t know what to do with, you could turn it into an amazing haunted house prop.
Attack-o’-Lantern – Great idea for pumpkin carving.
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June 14th, 2019 by Cobwebs
Crystal Visions – Easy DIY ideas for crystal balls. (Hat tip to xJane)
How the Horror Community is Celebrating Pride Month – My favorite bit is the fact that the producers of The Babadook have fully embraced their accidental status as an LGBTQ icon instead of trying to downplay it.
Rat Silicon Mold – Baking mold for making rat-shaped chocolates, cupcakes, and similar items.
Púca Festival – Ireland is planning a new festival which celebrates it as the birthplace of Halloween. (via Spooky Moon)
Zuul Terror Dog Replica – Spirit Halloween is selling a life-size Ghostbusters terror dog prop.
Monster Etiquette – A guidebook for genteel monster behavior. (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)
The Thoughts of a Spiderweb – There’s evidence that some spiders offload some of their thinking and memories to their webs.
The Shortest Story – “Postcard stories from impossible worlds.” Very short stories (sadly not screen reader-accessible, since they’re images). I like this one and this one.
Scooby Doo Origin Stories – This Tumblr thread provides backstories for the Scooby gang and they’re pretty great.
Monster Foot Tutorial – DIY video for realistic-looking cosplay monster feet. (Hat tip to pdq)
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June 11th, 2019 by Cobwebs
Guess who’s got 7 thumbs and a set of keys to a cadaver lab?
— elle91
[fire alarm]
Hotel California manager: oh no
— BoogTweets
I’m goth enough to know that if you hear an out-of-tune piano start playing in an abandoned house, you go into that house.
— DothTheDoth
I have a deep-seated fear of running water. Or any liquid with legs really.
— WheelTod
TEMP AGENCY: Okay, so, based on past work experience, where would you say your strengths lies?
OOMPAH LOOMPAH: I’m good at singing after a child dies, if you have anything with that.
— AndrewNadeau0
I love watching horror movies with a dog. I get scared but they’re just like, “hell yeah, bones”
— hiyamaya0
a baby grand piano implies the existence of sex organs
— TweetPotato314
[Camp]
*stifles a laugh as I put the sleeping Wicked Witch’s hand in a pan of warm water*
OH NO OH SHIT SORRY SORRY
— SirEviscerate
Just got back from the mutation lab and boy are my arms legs
— Cpin42
Me: *cuts the box in half and spins both sides to show the audience*
[from the back of the wake] “dude”
— BoogTweets
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June 7th, 2019 by Cobwebs
Ravens – Pretty photos of birbs, and an amusing punchline.
A Litter of Mimics – These are going in my next D&D campaign.
ArtBrothersGlass – Etsy shop offering lovely stained glass decorations and accessories, including things like bats and human hearts. (Not goth, but I love these astronauts).
Gimli and Legolas – There’s a fan theory that Gimli is an absolute Adonis amongst dwarves and Legolas is butt-ugly by elf standards and this comic and rant are all over that idea.
Horror-Themed Breakfast Cereals – I wasn’t going to post these parody cereals and then I hit “Fiber the 13th.”
Candy Corn Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake – This is lovely and Halloween-y and you should probably take a shot of insulin before even looking at the pictures.
Mossbadger – Offers limited edition garments and textiles like this awesome Garden Bat skirt.
CurseChain – An amusing Twitter thread.
These Colorful Piñatas Bring Medieval Monsters to Life – I assume that if you break one of these open, ichor pours out.
Epitaph – This translated ancient epitaph is incredibly poignant.
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