The Art of Darkness

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February 12th, 2014 by Cobwebs

If you fall in the forest and there’s nobody around to hear it, then what just pushed you? You aren’t alone in the forest. Run, if you can.
WstonesOxfordSt

I get the feeling Helena Bonham Carter travels by bursting into a thousand crows when she doesn’t feel like walking.
SamGrittner

endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS
nice_mustard

Joseph’s head broke off my Nativity figurine. Gave me a nice feel for what the Bible as written by George RR Martin would be like.
Aimee_B_Loved

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a radioactive fish that bites, HE BECOMES FISHMAN!
sucittaM

I like how the kids in E.T. keep pedaling the whole time they’re on the flying bikes. Just in case.
KenJennings

Home is where the heart is. We found it one day in the sink. It hums things late at night, but they are not songs.
NightValeRadio

Damn gurl stop undressing me with ur eyes haha wait no stop ARGGHHHHH HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH YOUR EYEBALLS HELP OH GOD HELP
Fred_Delicious

I bet owls love Sympathy for the Devil.
thesulk

It’s probably good Mythbusters isn’t literal. “Could Zeus *really* have impregnated Leda in the form of a swan? Adam’s gonna try!”
sween

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4 Responses

  1. Kaitlin Michelle Says:

    You find the best tweets

  2. xJane Says:

    You need to learn to link directly to individual tweets.

    Also, the howling desolate chasm of potato skins needs to be the theme of some kind of gothy restaurant. Or just someone’s Hallowe’en menu.

  3. StoneMaven Says:

    I LOVE these tweet posts

  4. WitchArachne Says:

    I just laughed SO HARD at the Mythbusters one. I’m stealing that right now.

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