The Art of Darkness

Crotch Magic

November 9th, 2015 by Cobwebs

This is, as The Robot’s Voice puts it, “An ode to David Bowie’s penis bulge in Labyrinth:”

I do think it would have been funnier done as a more direct Bowie impersonation/parody. But if you think a lack of fealty to source is going to stop me running a story about a Goblin King’s wang, you just don’t know me at all.


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  1. Pixel Pixie Says:

    Coincidentally, my boyfriend and I will be attending a party this weekend as Toby and Jareth, respectively. I’m debating just how big to make my crotch bulge.

  2. xJane Says:

    Once again, I must reiterate that David Bowie is merely the avatar of the Fucking Pants, a god/alien (?) who manifested first as David Bowie and more recently, as La Roux.

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