The Art of Darkness

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April 27th, 2021 by Cobwebs

If i saw an unspeakably horrific lovecraftian entity with my own eyes I would simply comprehend its shape and not go crazy.
LicensedT0Ill

The goal of a woman’s life is *not* to be a wife and mother. It’s to dramatically gatecrash a christening party swathed in a raven-black cloak and cackle, “I TOO HAVE A GIFT FOR THE PRINCESS!”
Iconawrites

Okay but we all agree that SOME who wander are lost, right
ryanqnorth

Behind every successful man there’s a small ghost of a Victorian child
FeelingEuphoric

sex ed teacher: haahaha. wait. i’m sorry lmao. where did you say they came from, again?
athena: f-foreheads
MNateShyamalan

you know the fantasy trope of like the Sword That Makes You Evil. well that sword exists in real life too and it’s called a wrapping paper tube
ntagonistic

dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
m0rphlne

“The Raven” is my ideal poem and here’s why:
– Has an unreliable narrator
– Has a bird
– The bird is also unreliable
SparkNotes

police officer: there’s a dead body in your basement
schrödinger: [sighing] well there is now
kieransofar

“Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?” It was me, I did it. It was in a big jar with “COOKIES” written on it. Why else would you have a COOKIE JAR? Oh I’m sorry were you fermenting those cookies
egoraptor

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  1. Mim Says:

    I pride myself on being a good (as far as an atheist can be) godmother, and have also ‘adopted’ a number of friends’ kids. Sadly lacking a raven-black cloak, but pretty good at doling out gifts.

  2. Devriesx Says:

    Mim try Amazon for your black cloak

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