Control freaks of the world unite no not like that no just give it to me you’re doing it wr
— abyssaldyke

I think you should be able to Trick or Treat when you’re just hungry and forgot to go to the grocery store
— jilltwiss

like it’s MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
— mumblesplash

It’s a shame Bela Lugosi didn’t live to hear Bela Lugosi’s Dead but I understand why it had to happen in that order
— bransonreese

Tweet draft from being awake at 2:00 a.m. while my husband happily snored the night away:
1. Did Lizzie Borden’s dad snore? 2. Did the murders take place during sleeping hours? Because I have a theory.
— Megatronic13

Imagine being a medium and having to talk to dead people as well as living people. That’s too many people.
— UndercoverDire

“Let my people goth.” – Emoses
— OhNoSheTwitnt

Imagine if they took the Statue of Liberty down and found loads of skeletons inside and it turned out the French had just failed a trojan mission.
— LittleLostLad

Dudes always want a goth gf but put zero effort into their Gomez game.
— Psychedelegant

“doctor barbie”
“pastry chef barbie”
where is antiquarian barbie
where is seeker of dark truths barbie
where is hunted occultist barbie
— Sotherans