The Art of Darkness

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September 24th, 2009 by Cobwebs

The enemy of my enemy is my vacuum (my enemy is a dog).

Styrofoam board $30+- per
Silver glitter $2+- a bottle
The look on your teen daughter’s face when she sees a Edward Cullen tombstone all glittery in your yard PRICLESS!
— DiggerC, on the Halloween-L list.

The Count embraces his nature: “ONE blood-drained corpse… TWO blood-drained corpses… THREE blood-drained corpses! AH-AH-AH!” [Thunder.]

If it’s a good idea and it gets you excited, try it, and if it bursts into flames, that’s going to be exciting too. People always ask, “What is your greatest failure?” I always have the same answer – We’re working on it right now, it’s gonna be awesome!
Jim Coudal

Dogs go to Doggie Heaven. Hopefully, so will Michael Vick.

The pomp, circumstance, flowers, and uncomfortable clothing of funerals make them feel like a birthday party for a royal with sleep apnea.

I love the stereotype that Stay At Home Moms are meek and boring because if anyone is about to lose their shit and go postal, it’s us.

Now that Disney has bought Marvel, I can’t wait for She-Hulk to be the new Disney Princess

If you love something, hold onto it until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in.

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  1. ShellHawk Says:

    Flippin’ hilarious! Thanks for starting my day with a giggle!

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