The Art of Darkness

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July 20th, 2010 by Cobwebs

My wife is listening to Katy Perry so I’m heading to Rivendell to see if the elves know what to do about this wedding ring.

I’m waiting for someone to make a t-shirt that says, “Team Bestiality or Team Necrophilia?” Get it done, people. I need this!

Instead of downloading WebMD for the iPad, I taped a piece of paper to the screen and scrawled “IT’S CANCER” on it.

If you think commas don’t matter, try asking the girl for whom “Come On, Eileen” was written.

If you’re wearing clean socks and you don’t have hooks for hands then I’ve succeeded as a mother.
The Bloggess

I downloaded the Friday The 13th ch ch ch ah ah ah to my iPod to listen to while I did my trail run tonight. I beat my best time. By a lot.

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  1. xJane Says:

    I’ve often thought about that with Come On, Eileen…

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