{"id":2259,"date":"2009-01-09T07:04:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T11:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=2259"},"modified":"2009-01-06T09:31:46","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T13:31:46","slug":"well-they-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/?p=2259","title":{"rendered":"Well, They Don&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/realvampires-147x150.jpg\" alt=\"Real Vampires...\" title=\"Real Vampires...\" width=\"147\" height=\"150\" class=\"contentimg\" \/>Unlike 97.3% of teenage females, Shadaughter harbors a deep disdain for the <I>Twilight<\/I> series.*  Shadow Jack had a custom T-shirt made for her for Christmas, and so many of her friends liked it that he&#8217;s decided to make them available over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/shadowmanor\">Cafepress<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you feel like encouraging my husband&#8217;s peculiar sense of humor, go have a look!<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<br \/>\n*Not that I blame her.  Somehow, vampires who have to avoid sunlight because when it hits them they become EVEN MORE FABULOUS leave something to be desired.  (See also Eric Snider&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericdsnider.com\/snide\/my-rejected-twilight-screenplay\/\">Rejected Twilight Screenplay<\/a> for a pretty good summary of the whole thing.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unlike 97.3% of teenage females, Shadaughter harbors a deep disdain for the Twilight series.* Shadow Jack had a custom T-shirt made for her for Christmas, and so many of her friends liked it that he&#8217;s decided to make them available over at Cafepress. If you feel like encouraging my husband&#8217;s peculiar sense of humor, go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-needful-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2259"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2308,"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions\/2308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shadowmanor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}