The Art of Darkness

Best. Promotion. Ever.

October 17th, 2011 by Cobwebs

Zombie DefenseI’d like to shake the hands of the marketing team who convinced a mainstream hardware chain to launch a major promotion around zombies.

Westlake Ace Hardware has an extremely elaborate campaign, both in-store and online, touting their products to zombies and humans alike. Their Zombie Preparedness Center lets humans browse through items for zombie defense and zombie-proofing the home, plus products for removing carpet stains and patching walls. Zombies can choose tools for bodily repairs (caulk, duct tape) and items for home and lifestyle (“Just because you’re rotting doesn’t mean your home has to smell like it”).

The sidebars in both sections are full of help content like, “Since I became a zombie, flying insects continue to swarm around me. Do you have anything that can clear an outside area of flying insects?” and “What types of locks are best for keeping zombies from entering my home?”

There’s also a social media component, with the company’s Facebook page offering tools to “zombie-proof” your page and Twitter feed reminding users to be mindful of the undead.

The zombies also have a platform. They initially staged a protest over Westlake’s one-sided zombie defense advertising:

Once Westlake relented and started offering zombie-friendly merchandise, the zombies followed up with a Website, Facebook page and Twitter feed (spokeszombie: Ricky Braneberger) aimed at promoting cross-cultural understanding between the living and the undead.

It’s all wonderfully clever. I quite approve.

(Thanks to Burning Prairie for the tip!)

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2 Responses

  1. jeanne e. Says:

    that is so excellent!

  2. xJane Says:

    ::snork:: I love it. This plus the CDC (FEMA?) and my time at Apple have proven to me that my older sisters may be preparing for an earthquake, but my peers are preparing for when the zombies attack.

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