The Art of Darkness

Knitting 101

February 8th, 2012 by Cobwebs

“Now, if you don’t want to make a scarf, you can just make a snake blanket….It’s okay to pull real hard, because it’s yarn, and yarn can’t feel pain….Sometimes you’ll see people knitting on the subway, or in coffee houses, and they’re just jerks, because they like to knit in front of people and brag that they can do it.”


(via The Anticraft)

Posted in Funny Peculiar | 5 Comments »

5 Responses

  1. Cat Says:

    “We’re not making mistakes, we’re making experiences.”


  2. Linda B. Says:

    Are all of the knitters feeling very smug right about now? ;-)

  3. ShellHawk Says:

    Feeling very smug-ly!

    Never thought of using tape…

  4. Zed Says:

    Smug. You feel smug. To say that you feel smugly implies that the mechanism which allows you to feel is smug.

  5. xJane Says:

    This is great! I’ve always wanted to learn how to knit!!

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