The Art of Darkness

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May 15th, 2012 by Cobwebs

I’m not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there’s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.

Huge bumblebee is following me in the park, causing me to think at some point in my past things were so bad I borrowed money from insects

So frustrating. Every time I look up the definition of insanity it just says the same thing.

Pink hair. Spike through the bridge of your nose. Ferret on a leash. Choose one, guy in the park. All three and your parents win by default.

If you call them your “unmentionables”, I assume you have an elder god in your pants.

Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they’re stabbing it? No? How about now?

“So what happens when Bilbo Baggins dies?” “He gets a Hobbituary.” “Get out of my house.”

I’m a little disappointed every time I close a mirrored medicine cabinet and there’s NOT a serial killer standing right behind me.

Creativity is 99% procrastination and 1% sheer panic.

Why do zombies all have such shitty clothes?! It’s like you JUST died, how did you mess up your shirt that bad

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  1. xJane Says:

    MaryKoCo has a good point, but sween wins on the basis of the image created and Lovecraftian pickup line intimated.

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