The Art of Darkness

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June 6th, 2012 by Cobwebs

If you told me 100% of serial killers were “morning people” I’d believe you.
capricecrane

For the first time since my father died, I’m okay with the fact I’m never getting my nose back.
sween

Pick your hotels according to one criteria: If I get murdered here, would this be a fun place to haunt?
bobpowers1

If I was in charge of children’s parties I’d fill the piñata with intestines and give the little darlings good reason to scream.
Paxochka

Eeyore was emo before emo was emo. He’s like the hipster of depression.
TheBloggess

“Oh wow, way better!” -Jedi Knight trying out a gun
GuyEndoreKaiser

There are fates far worse than death. For example, having your death reported in an online article with comments enabled.
badbanana

Angelina Jolie looks like she eats a lot of spider webs
IamEnidColeslaw

Evite tip, drum up some “buzz” by adding “OF DRACULA” to the name of your event. “You are invited to the Pampered Chef party…OF DRACULA!!”
KenJennings

Next time I do LSD I’m definitely going to stay away from anyone that looks delicious.
iamnotdiddy

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  1. Burning Prairie Says:

    Whenever I see a church billboard that says “We love kids!” I always smile, drop my voice, and say “on toast.” This is Oklahoma and we have lots of kid-loving churches so I get to say this a lot.

  2. xJane Says:

    Pick your hotels according to one criteria: If I get murdered here, would this be a fun place to haunt?

    This is a great way to look at travel plans! And, given my boss’ recent conniption about the Hilton for an upcoming business trip, I think it might well be how he chooses his hotels.

    I’m also going to add “OF DRACULA!” to every evite I get going forward: I just got invited to a “Birthday Party/Karting Experience…OF DRACULA!” I might go to it!

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