Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester the Cat, and Charlie Brown meet. Brown asks the others if they have seen “Strangers on a Train”. Hijinks ensue.
— sween

Looking and quacking like a duck does not preclude it from being a cyborg assassin from the future inexplicably designed to simulate a duck.
Zaius13

ak-47 notwithstanding, i’m no fan of russia. i don’t trust a country whose women nest inside of each other
— StephenAtHome

Fundamentalists…are possessed & driven by the lies of demons…Actual demons like ignorance, apathy, greed, racism, fear & Barney.
— Maynard Keenan (Lead singer of the group “Tool”)

Reality’s weirdly uninterested in what you believe.
— hotdogsladies

what is an emo? (via @gabsygabs) a gothstrich
— serafinowicz

If he was alive, I bet Hemingway would write some pretty terse teen vampires.
— sween

When you’re a cyclops, hindsight is 20.
— tehawesome

Hide your crazy next to your passion. They can’t tell the difference.
— rands

When I die, I want to be buried wearing roller skates so I’ll automatically have an edge during the zombie uprising.
— gothscifigirl

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one’s eating fish ever again.
— sween