The Art of Darkness

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January 19th, 2010 by Cobwebs

Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester the Cat, and Charlie Brown meet. Brown asks the others if they have seen “Strangers on a Train”. Hijinks ensue.

Looking and quacking like a duck does not preclude it from being a cyborg assassin from the future inexplicably designed to simulate a duck.

ak-47 notwithstanding, i’m no fan of russia. i don’t trust a country whose women nest inside of each other

Fundamentalists…are possessed & driven by the lies of demons…Actual demons like ignorance, apathy, greed, racism, fear & Barney.
— Maynard Keenan (Lead singer of the group “Tool”)

Reality’s weirdly uninterested in what you believe.

what is an emo? (via @gabsygabs) a gothstrich

If he was alive, I bet Hemingway would write some pretty terse teen vampires.

When you’re a cyclops, hindsight is 20.

Hide your crazy next to your passion. They can’t tell the difference.

When I die, I want to be buried wearing roller skates so I’ll automatically have an edge during the zombie uprising.

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one’s eating fish ever again.

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  1. ShellHawk Says:

    I giggle like a little girl!

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