The Art of Darkness

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June 22nd, 2010 by Cobwebs

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, but Hell’s patio is resurfaced with a nice textured concrete. Contractor did a great job.

If homosexuality is a disease, I am calling in lesbian tomorrow.

There’s nothing more spooky than a man pushing an empty stroller.

Went with some girlfriends to the junk yard. Sadly it wasn’t what we were hoping for.

Accidentally listened to a Justin Bieber song. Not sure if this is how the suicide note should begin or end.

Nonsequitaur. Half man, half horse, half grilled cheese sandwich.

Went through three cases of water. Pretty wasted right now.

Imagine if I had an evil twin. Fine. Good twin. Whatever.

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  1. xJane Says:

    I love the homosexuality tweet. I’m totally going to try that if I ever have a super conservative boss.

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