The Object to Your Left…
Via The Daily What, where the comments are hilarious.
Mine is a sign listing the “Top 12 Things Likely to be Overheard if You Had a Klingon Programmer,” so my only hope is that they’re all geeks and won’t attack one of their own.
Yeah…I’m zombie kibble.
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September 13th, 2010 at 9:41 am
… let’s see. to my left are the following items:
(1) slightly dull xacto knife
(1) “chococat” multi-pen
(1) partially used pad of lime green post-it notes
(3) napkins
I’m so screwed.
September 13th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
a can of compressed air… where is MacGyver when you need him?
September 13th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
let’s see, my choices are –
a cell phone
a travel mug filled with water
an empty jar covered with googly eyes
a chair
I guess I can throw the jar at them and hope it distracts them while I run away.
September 13th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
a bottle of smartwater, some empty soda cans, a homemade arrowhead necklace, a slingshot and a computer subwoofer. Might do ok
September 13th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
The object to which the disembodied hand was pointing was a fairly substantial desk lamp, part of which could serve as a shield and the rest as a poking/hitting device. I’m pretty confident I’ll do well. But as I usually choose the table without lamps, the other objects to my left are a hard plastic water bottle (not much help) and a pencil case with a few pens. While useful, perhaps, as projectiles if I could find something to fire them out of, there aren’t many of them.
September 14th, 2010 at 1:43 am
A bag of cat litter, a filing box, and a can of Glen 20. I’m screwed.
September 14th, 2010 at 5:07 am
A pair of white steel shelf brackets waiting to be mounted for a closet shelf. A bit small for hand-to-hand combat, but at least the tips are pointy.
September 14th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
I’ve got a pair of scissors and a plastic water bottle.
At least the scissors might come in handy?
September 15th, 2010 at 6:30 am
Oh god, I have a primary coloured small wooden playpen for my pet cockatiel. And my treadmill. So if they are really, really dumb zombies maybe I can fool them into thinking I am running away whilst on the treadmill, while simultaneously diverting their attention with a tiny blue swing, a bell and a mirror. Yeeeaaahhh, that should work.
September 16th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Hmm… Several stuffed toys, a box of Kleenex and a World of Warcraft calendar. Guess I will be joining the Apocalypse on the other side…
September 17th, 2010 at 9:51 am
My half broken cell phone, a crystal heart paper weight, a zen rock garden, my day planner and a picture frame. Oh and a coffee mug full of salt water taffy.
I’d just have to give up. lol