Knit Candy Corn – Free pattern for teensy knitted candy corn. (Why you’d want to knit teensy candy corn is left as an exercise for the reader.)

Arise Ye Dead – I love this tombstone pumpkin pattern.

What the Great Pumpkin Said to Linus – These are hilarious.

Sears Zombie – I had no idea that Sears was catering to the undead-American community.

Get Back in Your Book – Fun photoset of fictional characters being sucked back into the books which spawned them. (Hat tip to Empress Pam)

How to Make Sugar Skulls – A helpful tutorial from Hi Monkey.

My Jello Americans – Blog devoted entirely to jello shot recipes. I like the pumpkins and the absinthe-flavored Van Gogh ears.

We Belong Alive – I love this T-shirt (it’s currently sold out and thus not available on the site, so I’m linking to Shellhawk’s post about it).

Pearl Necklace – Jewelry which does not actually contain any pearls (potentially NSFW). As someone commented elsewhere, $500 for a punchline on a chain does seem a bit excessive.

Elvira’s Not a Witch – Amusing ad that parodies Christine O’Donnell’s campaign commercial. (For the non-Americans who may be blissfully unaware of this nutball–oh, how I envy you–see here for the backstory and here for the ad.)