The Art of Darkness

Death is Not an Option

June 11th, 2012 by Cobwebs

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, again, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time we’re letting two movie juggernauts go head to head.

The Heroes with Humble Beginnings Matchup
Harry Potter   Frodo Baggins
Harry Potter vs. Frodo Baggins

The Gutsy Heroines Matchup
Hermione Granger   Arwen Undómiel
Hermione Granger vs. Arwen

The Loyal Sidekicks Matchup
Ron Weasley   Sam Gamgee
Ron Weasley vs. Sam Gamgee

The Ultimate Bad Guy Matchup
Voldemort   Sauron
Voldemort vs. Sauron

The Excessively Hairy Dude Matchup
Hagrid   Gimli
Hagrid vs. Gimli

The Blond (Male) Matchup
Lucius Malfoy   Legolas
Lucius Malfoy vs. Legolas

The Blond (Female) Matchup
Luna Lovegood   Eowyn
Luna Lovegood vs. Éowyn

The Creepy Little Bald Guys Matchup
Dobby   Gollum
Dobby vs. Gollum

The Badass Wizard Matchup
Dumbledore   Gandalf
Dumbledore vs. Gandalf

The Scruffy-Looking Hero Matchup
Sirius Black   Aragorn
Sirius Black vs. Aragorn

The Scary Black Hooded Thing Matchup
Dementor   Nazgul
Dementor vs. Nazgul

The Bad Guy Who Dies Doing the Right Thing Matchup
Severus Snape   Boromir
Severus Snape vs. Boromir

Leave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…Death is not an option.

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