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The weirdest part about being a parent is having to pretend to your child that the world makes sense.
— amuirin
I’d like to tell you I can keep you safe Son but lets be realistic here, we’re dealing with a closet that has a God damn monster in it.
— OverlandParker
I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands.
— JerryThomas
What doesn’t kill you is busy learning your weak spots.
— JerryThomas
The USPS revealed a new wedding stamp today featuring pansies. If this is their way of acknowledging gay marriage, I call Bullshit.
— CelticWombat
Saw a kid wearing ripped up clothes while getting out of a ’89 Bronco II. I told him how awesome it is here in the future.
— YeahImAshley
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