It’s our birthday. Our first one. We didn’t say anything earlier, because, well, we didn’t want to make you feel like you had to find a cute e-greeting card to send us.

As of today, we’ve been blogging a whole year. Go, us!

(I’m not sure why I’m speaking in the third person, since I’m the only one who writes this blog, but apparently I have delusions of grandeur. Sometimes I get together with Mr. Stapler, Ms. Paperclip, and the Binder Family and pretend we’re a multinational corporation.)

To celebrate the occasion, I’m giving a free jar of bath salts to one lucky commenter. Leave a comment describing something interesting about yourself by next Friday, and I’ll choose one of you at random. (I know you’re out there. I can hear you breathing through my monitor.)

Free stuff for talking about yourself! What could be better?