(Okay, the link dumps are back. Happy now? Sheesh.)

Lex Machine – Etsy seller specializing in steampunky photography.

Monster Mash-up – Silly little Flash widget from Oriental Trading. Upload photos of you and your friends, put them on monster bodies, and make them dance.

Fuck You, Penguin – Sort of like Cute Overload in that they show you cute animal pictures. Not at all like C.O. in that they then rant at said pictures. The aye-aye entry especially made me giggle.

Kristian Hammerstad – Monster and haunted art with a sort of cartoony pop-art feel.

Top 10 Female Vampires – At least, in one blogger’s opinion.

The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You – “Self-help” book from an undead dating specialist to help you decide whether your vampiric relationship is the real thing or not. (Once you go vamp, you never decamp.)

Dangerous Ink – UK “alternative arts” magazine featuring all kinds of creepy-cool images and stories. (Hat tip to Kitten Herder)

A Picnic in Arkham – Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs’ new “Lovecraft Collection” of perfume oils, including fragrances like “Miskatonic University” and “Shoggoth.”

The Onion: How to Stay Goth Past 50 – This made me giggle. (Hat tip to Empress Pam)