Death is Not an Option
It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Disney Villains.
| The Magnificent Mustaches Matchup | ||
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| Captain Hook (Peter Pan) | vs. | Shan Yu (Mulan) |
| The Wicked Stepmother Matchup | ||
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| Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) | vs. | Lady Tremaine (Cinderella) |
| The Musclebound Bullies Matchup | ||
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| Brom Bones (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow) | vs. | Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) |
| The Evil Schemers Matchup | ||
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| Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) | vs. | Mother Gothel (Tangled) |
| The Tall and Skinny Matchup | ||
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| Doctor Facilier (The Princess and the Frog) | vs. | Jafar (Aladdin) |
| The Pleasingly Plump Matchup | ||
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| Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) | vs. | Ursula (The Little Mermaid) |
| The Scary Demonic Guys Matchup | ||
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| Chernabog (Fantasia) | vs. | Horned King (The Black Cauldron) |
| The Crazy Bitches Matchup | ||
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| Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove) | vs. | Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians) |
| The Uncomfortably Anthropomorphic Animals Matchup | ||
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| Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective) | vs. | Prince John (Robin Hood) |
| The Madam/e Matchup | ||
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| Madam Mim (The Sword in the Stone) | vs. | Madame Medusa (The Rescuers) |
| The Death Should Really Be an Option Matchup | ||
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| Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas) | vs. | Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) |
Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.
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