The Art of Darkness

Death is Not an Option

January 16th, 2013 by Cobwebs

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Disney Villains.

The Magnificent Mustaches Matchup
Captain Hook   Shan Yu
Captain Hook (Peter Pan) vs. Shan Yu (Mulan)

The Wicked Stepmother Matchup
Evil Queen   Lady Tremaine
Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) vs. Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)

The Musclebound Bullies Matchup
Brom Bones   Gaston
Brom Bones (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow) vs. Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

The Evil Schemers Matchup
Maleficent   Mother Gothel
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) vs. Mother Gothel (Tangled)

The Tall and Skinny Matchup
Doctor Facilier   Jafar
Doctor Facilier (The Princess and the Frog) vs. Jafar (Aladdin)

The Pleasingly Plump Matchup
Queen of Hearts   Ursula
Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) vs. Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

The Scary Demonic Guys Matchup
Chernabog   Horned King
Chernabog (Fantasia) vs. Horned King (The Black Cauldron)

The Crazy Bitches Matchup
Yzma   Cruella
Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove) vs. Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians)

The Uncomfortably Anthropomorphic Animals Matchup
Professor Ratigan   Prince John
Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective) vs. Prince John (Robin Hood)

The Madam/e Matchup
Madam Mim   Madame Medusa
Madam Mim (The Sword in the Stone) vs. Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)

The Death Should Really Be an Option Matchup
Governor Ratcliffe   Claude Frollo
Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas) vs. Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.

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