The Art of Darkness

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August 8th, 2012 by Cobwebs

I am very interested to see the Voltron David Bowie and Tilda Swinton are the legs of.

I assume that if you use bath salts as bath salts you wind up with vagina dentata.

Lavender oil to make me sleep, amber necklaces, homeopathics. I think mommy has replaced my pediatrician with a shaman.

I’d love a montage of hypochondriacs discovering their astrological sign is Cancer.

Few things are creepier than a childless man who knows how to braid hair.

Am I the only one who thinks that the sound an iPhone makes when it sends a message sounds like a ghost ejaculating?

Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate.

If your name is Gunnar but you’re not into metal you’re basically f-ed.

My wife bought a Venus Flytrap which I find puzzling considering we still have unresolved issues with the Earth flies.

The third Hobbit movie is mostly just Peter Jackson riding Smaug around his childhood and incinerating everyone who ever said no to him.

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