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Even More Stuff I Found While Looking Around

April 7th, 2016 by Cobwebs

It’s time for another bunch of random stuff I want to share but can’t hang a whole post on. Some of them have no attribution, so if you happen to know the source for any of these please leave a note in the comments. (Click to view larger.)

Dragon Eggs

Wrong Kind of Eggs

Redditor Cakorator made these super-cute deviled eggs by coloring the yolk mixture with gel coloring and piping them with a pastry bag.

Candles

DIY Electric Candles

House of Dewberry has a tutorial for turning dollar-store novelties and paper towel tubes into these spooky candles.

Haunted Mansion Clock

Haunted Mansion-Inspired Clock

This gorgeous mantel clock was made by ArdoriaStudios. It’s been sold, but is still a great bit of inspiration.

Memento Moray

Memento Moray

This ‘toon by Gemma Correll made me giggle and I’m not even sorry.

Tentacle Dip

Guactopus

Redditor imdointhis made this wonderfully cthulhoid dip from a bell pepper.

Bat Lips

Bat Lip Art

This is by Mina-Ficent. The bats appear to be those little plastic confetti doodads you can find at party stores, probably stuck on with spirit gum.

Tentacle Earrings

Tentacle Earrings

I can’t find an original source for these guys, but they appear to be polymer clay. They’d be reasonably easy to DIY, although the teensy suckers might be a bit fiddly.

Spider Anatomy

Spider Anatomy

From Imgur. The “nom wigglers” made me giggle.

Carousel Bat

Carousel Bat

This gorgeous thing is at the Detroit Zoo.

Egg Mice

Egg Mice

These little guys appear to be from this Polish site. The ears appear to be slices of radish, the tails are chives, and I’m guessing the eyes are peppercorns (although it’d be easier to attach cloves).

Pentacle Braid

Pentacle Braid

One of many zillions of hairstyles done by Shelley Gifford. You could do one upside-down and wear it with your favorite Baphomet T-shirt.

Spooky Tree

Spooky Tree

From Imgur. Found via Scott Crawford, who commented upon it thusly:

To whoever put the reflective eyes on this tree by the side of the road
You, fine Sir, are an asshole
A genius but an asshole nonetheless

I think that about sums it up.

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Severus Snape and the Marauders

March 28th, 2016 by Cobwebs

Fan-made films are often truer to the spirit of their fandom than commercial ventures, and when you run into a fan-made film with astonishingly good production values the result can be, as EPBOT put it, “all the feelz you can feel.”

Set in 1978 just after Harry Potter’s father James graduates from Hogwarts, he and his friends Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew celebrate at a bar, contemplating their place in a war they are to soon become a part of. When Severus Snape enters the same bar, knowing the part he might play in the war, James Potter decides to do something about Snape once and for all.

You can check out their official site for behind-the-scenes stuff, wallpaper, and lots more.

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Bloody Cuts

March 21st, 2016 by Cobwebs

Bloody Cuts is a UK group devoted to quality low-budget short horror. They’re currently working through a series of 13 short films. Here’s the first entry in the series, “Lock Up.”

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Stary Olsa

March 10th, 2016 by Cobwebs

Belarusian band Stary Olsa does covers of rock songs using Medieval instruments, and they are kind of awesome. The video below is their cover of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall,” and Open Culture has a collection of other videos by the group.

They’re currently running a Kickstarter for an album of Medieval covers (entitled, delightfully, “Old Time Rock n Roll”) which would include songs by Metallica, Pink Floyd, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Beatles, Deep Purple, and Nirvana.

Some of their past albums are available on Amazon and iTunes, including the intriguing-looking Drygula and Totentanz.

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Expose Yourself

March 3rd, 2016 by Cobwebs

I have gotten behind the 8-ball, post-wise, but since I’ll get all twitchy if I miss a day I’m going to let my readers take over briefly.

Tell us about yourself in the comments: Plug your blog or your business*, or just introduce yourself.

I know you guys are out there; I can hear your virtual breathing. Come out of the woodwork and say hello!


*Obvious spam is obvious, and will be deleted.

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The Life of Death

February 29th, 2016 by Cobwebs

Marsha Onderstijn’s graduation film is a touching animated short about “the day Death fell in love with Life.” It’s suddenly awfully dusty in here.

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LOT254

February 15th, 2016 by Cobwebs

In this neat short horror film by Toby Meakins, a collector repairing a vintage camera gets more than he bargained for. It’s amazing how intense a three-minute film can be.

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Disturbed: The Sound Of Silence

February 3rd, 2016 by Cobwebs

Simon and Garfunkel songs seem to lend themselves particularly well to covers, with the cover frequently outshining the original (The Bangles’ version of “A Hazy Shade of Winter” is far superior to S&G’s version and I’ll fight you over it). This heavy-metal cover of “Sounds of Silence” by Disturbed has a raw, nightmarish feel to it that pairs well with the lyrics.

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Thoughts on Castelobruxo

February 1st, 2016 by Cobwebs

The upcoming movie Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, which takes place in the Harry Potter universe, involves a Hogwarts-like wizarding school in the U.S. Ahead of the film’s release J.K. Rowling has revealed that there are 11 “prestigious” magic schools around the world, and last week she named a few of them. One, Castelobruxo, is a “golden temple-like school” located in the Brazilian rainforest.

Intrepid commenter Bruno is Brazilian, and he had some Strong Opinions on the school as described by Rowling. I thought they were really interesting, and he’s kindly allowed me to re-post them here.

A few things stand out.

The placement of those schools only makes sense after European colonization. Disconsidering the current borders, Brazil and the USA are 2 of the unlikeliest places to have “traditional” wizarding schools in the Americas — much less likely than Mayan–Aztec Mexico and Inca Chile.

This matters a bit because we got *castles*. Correct me if I’m wrong, but castles are not a staple of US architecture. Nor are they common in Brazil, or in any of the Americas: we have pyramids, palaces and even some rather complex sites (Machu Picchu and Chichen Itza come to mind — again, Chile and Mexico made more sense for traditional wizarding communities from the get go). Even worse, the castle looks like ruins to muggle passers-by: there are no ruins in the Amazon region. Exactly two civilizations have claimed the Amazon historically: the current one, and one which didn’t leave ruins. A ruin in the Amazon would stand the hell out.

The whole thing sounds a bit too colonized and gimmicky: “Castelobruxo students wear bright green robes” — IN THE AMAZON? The Amazon is so hot the first time I went there I spent an entire week in bed because my blood pressure dropped and wouldn’t go up.

Jo certainly did her work studying the Brazilian folk and occult to write the piece on Castelobruxo, and she nailed our sense of humour alright too. But the place sounds more like something her Ron Weasley would come up with if pressed to imagine a Brazilian wizarding school than with what an actual school would look like.

So clearly this can be fixed. It won’t because the word is out, but rather than leaving this post on a negative note, here are some thoughts on what *could* have been better:

– If we’re talking traditional or at least historical wizarding schools/communities in the Americas, I guess Mexico and Chile would be the best places. I’ll leave to actual Mexicans and Chileans to imagine what they’d look like.

– If we’re going for more modern (post-colonial) schools, then we have the benefit of choosing known and well-established time periods for their foundation, and in turn choosing a place that makes sense. The Amazon makes no sense whatsoever, but the states of Bahia, Rio de Janeiro and Minas Gerais have plenty of places I would place a large wizarding school that both fits our history and makes sense for the Potter universe.

– Brazil isn’t described as a culture melting pot for no reason. Our culture, language, religion, cuisines and much more were built upon many cultures: Portuguese, African (from many great cultures), Native (up until the early 20th century, more than half the territory spoke a Tupi-based language as its first or only language), and more recently Italian, German, Polish, Japanese and Arabic. Syncretism is at our core and the basis of our magic would be at least as African as it is European.

– As a territory, Brazil is very large (about as large as Europe) but the population is mostly concentrated around the shore-and-mines region, so it doesn’t make sense to have a single big school without research sites. At the very least, the Amazon and Pantanal would have such sites. Whichever state you pick from the list above, the other two and then some more in the Northeast would have them too. That’s how our actual academic grid is structured.

– We’re assuming the wizarding community followed the muggle civilization more or less neatly, but both Brazil and the US could (1) have had fascinating civil wars between its many nations and cultures of wizards, (2) don’t necessarily have a historical reason to fall neatly in modern republic in terms of territory and language. So maybe we should be looking at small and fractured wizarding communities supported by one or two big cities. That changes the whole landscape and how those schools would work.

– Just like the European witch folk-lore is based upon a few actual cultures and religions, Brazilian “magic” folk-lore is based upon a number of actual Native, African and European cultures and practices, and none more so than the religion umbanda, which mixes all three, has a self-experimental spiritual development path much like the European occult tradition, and is often perceived by christian prudes as devil worship and ill-intentioned magic. If I were to choose a single model for culture, clothing, imagery and structure, it would definitely have a lot of things in common with the umbanda culture.

Which…dang. He put a lot of thought into that, and he makes some really good points. It seems that Rowling’s vision of the school is very much the sort of thing that might be dreamt up by someone who’d read about Brazil but had no first-hand knowledge (which makes sense, considering who wrote it). Bruno’s dissection makes me wonder how the descriptions of the schools in Japan and Africa (which is…kind of a big place) would sound to anyone actually familiar with those areas.

Thanks, Bruno!

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David Bowie & Nine Inch Nails Live

January 25th, 2016 by Cobwebs

Pixel Pixie alerted me to this awesome live performance from the 1995 Dissonance tour. If you’ll pardon me, I’m going to go kick myself for missing it in 1995.

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